Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

A throwback Thursday prank from Darren Wackhead Simpson features a call to a man named Mr. Powell regarding medical aid billing discrepancies. The prankster, posing as an official from Damaskaps, uses the difference in surnames between the man and his fiancée to cast doubt on the paternity of their ten-week-old daughter. The conversation escalates from administrative inquiries about medical coverage to highly personal insults regarding the mother's fidelity and the physical resemblance of the infant. The episode concludes when the prankster reveals his identity after catching the victim in a contradiction regarding his own children.

This episode explores the psychological vulnerability of individuals during moments of crisis through a dramatized prank call. The hosts recount a scenario where a person, desperate to recover a lost wallet from N1 City, falls victim to a manipulative 'Good Samaritan' who uses the guise of helpfulness to extract sensitive credit card information, including CVV numbers. The discussion delves into how scammers exploit emotional distress and the ease with which people share personal data when they are not thinking clearly. The episode concludes with reflections on the persistence of scams in society and the importance of remaining vigilant against deceptive tactics.

The episode begins with a discussion regarding the deployment of a new SWAT team in Cape Town and an analysis of the high ratio of private security officers to police officers in South Africa. The hosts explore the scale of the private security industry, noting its prevalence in residential areas through visible deterrents like electric fencing and burglar bars. The segment transitions into a comedic prank call where the host adopts the persona of a paranoid husband attempting to hire a security company to protect his home from a suspicious neighbor. This leads to an improvised dialogue with a security representative that touches on themes of domestic issues, property guarding, and even unsolicited marital advice. The episode concludes with reflections on talent, social dynamics at parties, and listener reactions to the morning's prank.

In this episode of KFM Mornings, host Darren Wackhead Simpson presents the 'Senseless Survey,' a segment featuring absurd questions and random trivia. The show begins with a discussion regarding various South African commissions before transitioning into a phone-in survey where a caller answers nonsensical queries about pizza consumption, crabs, and fire trucks. The episode also features a segment called the Wheel of Joy, where a listener named Jill wins a Bruno Mars vinyl record for her husband. The broadcast concludes with lighthearted banter regarding personal hygiene habits and music collections.

A Throwback Thursday segment from KFM Mornings featuring a classic prank call by Darren 'Wackhead' Simpson. The episode revisits an archival prank involving rugby legend and Springbok coach Rassie Erasmus, where Simpson impersonated a lawyer representing Brian Habana's father to dispute contract terms. The hosts reflect on Erasmus's character, his legendary status in rugby, and his reputation as one of the most genuine and approachable figures in the sport.

In this episode of KFM Mornings, the hosts share personal anecdotes regarding driving tests and difficult testing grounds before transitioning into a prank call segment. The prank features Darren 'Wackhead' Simpson posing as an inspector from licensing to call a woman who has previously failed her driving test. Through a series of absurd instructions involving simulated engine noises and reacting to imaginary hazards like escaped murderers, the caller eventually informs her that she has passed. The episode concludes with a discussion on recent sports news, including updates on rugby, tennis, and cricket, followed by listener reactions to the prank call. The broadcast ends with a commercial segment for life insurance.

Darren 'Wackhead' Simpson presents the Senseless Survey on KFM Mornings, a segment featuring a series of absurd and philosophical questions posed under the guise of a call from the Census Bureau of South Africa. The host engages with a respondent through a rapid-fire sequence of nonsensical inquiries ranging from the biological effects of butterflies in love to linguistic paradoxes involving Pinocchio. The episode explores various humorous premises, including the taste of water, the mechanics of cow laughter, and satirical commentary on cyclists. The segment concludes with existential reflections on life and light before transitioning to a musical announcement.

In this episode of KFM Mornings, presenter Miles Smith, performing as the character 'Wackhead Simpson,' executes a prank call where he poses as a highly recommended psychic named Johan. The target, Lunga, is seeking spiritual guidance after a bad experience with a previous practitioner. As the call progresses, the prankster uses obvious observations and cold reading techniques to mimic psychic intuition, leading to an increasingly heated confrontation. The prank reaches its climax when the caller reveals specific personal details, including the name of Lunga's girlfriend, eventually disclosing that the entire interaction was orchestrated via an email from a friend. The episode concludes with listener reactions and a discussion on the multicultural nature of the observations made during the call.

This episode of KFM Mornings features a prank call segment by Darren Wackhead Simpson, where he targets a telemarketer attempting to sell Road Cover insurance. The discussion begins with an analysis of recent Truecaller statistics for South Africa, revealing that spam calls increased by 25% year-on-year in the first half of 2026, totaling an estimated 17.5 billion calls. The segment transitions into a live prank where Simpson pretends to be involved in a car accident mid-call to test the telemarketer's willingness to backdate coverage. The episode concludes with a discussion on the ethics of the telemarketing industry and listener reactions to the prank.

KFM Mornings features Darren Wackhead Simpson hosting the Senseless Survey, a segment involving ridiculous questions and listener interaction. The episode covers various local topics including upcoming live concerts at Kirstenbosch, the Mamma Mia musical, and Jill Scott's visit to Cape Town. The hosts also discuss recent news regarding the Madlanga Commission and share an anecdote about a football club in Nigeria selling a loaned player. The show concludes with a prize giveaway where a listener named Kyle wins tickets to see the band Live at Kirstenbosch. The episode also touches on sports rivalries, specifically between Manchester United and Liverpool fans, and highlights upcoming entertainment promotions.

On this episode of KFM Mornings Throwback Thursday, the hosts discuss the recurring phenomenon of escaped pet reptiles and share various local anecdotes. The segment begins with a discussion about recent reports of pythons escaping in areas like Athlone and Stellenbosch, leading into a prank call where a mall management representative informs an Adidas store employee that several highly venomous snakes from Australia have escaped through the air conditioning ducts. The conversation continues with listeners sharing their own experiences, including stories of snake escapes at Emperor's Palace and the dangers of handling venomous species. The hosts reflect on the increasing trend of keeping exotic animals as pets and the potential chaos they can cause in residential and commercial settings.

KFM Mornings features Alex Warren and the team presenting a segment from Fever Dream. The episode centers on a prank call orchestrated by Darren Wackhead Simpson, who targets a dental receptionist named Genevieve using a persona of a patient with lingering numbness from a filling. The segment explores themes of deception in professional roles, such as judges and doctors acting as lie detectors, before transitioning into the comedic execution of the prank and a discussion on the patience required for the job.

KFM Mornings features a prank call segment by Darren 'Wackhead' Simpson, where he tests his wife Megan's willingness to lie to authority figures. The episode transitions from a discussion about loyalty and legal consequences to a high-pressure live prank involving a simulated police traffic stop for speeding. The hosts also share personal anecdotes regarding strict driving laws in America and nostalgic memories of participating in school scholar patrols.

On KFM Mornings, host Darren Wackhead Simpson presents his 'senseless survey,' a series of absurd and non-serious questions designed to provoke debate. The episode features lighthearted banter regarding school subjects like home economics and technical drawing, alongside a segment where the hosts react to listener-submitted queries about food fights, veganism, and personal habits. The show concludes with the 'Wheel of Joy' segment, where caller Yaku wins a dining experience for two at Belly of the Beast in Cape Town.

An episode of KFM Mornings featuring an exclusive prank call by Darren Wackhead Simpson. The segment begins with a discussion about the mechanics and high costs of American telephone chat lines, specifically focusing on the dynamics between male and female callers. The prank involves a caller impersonating 'Jennifer,' a blonde woman on a live chat line, who engages a man named John in a conversation that escalates from casual introductions to a full wedding ceremony conducted by an imaginary preacher.

On KFM Mornings, host Darren Wackhead Simpson conducts his 'senseless survey' by calling a random listener to ask a series of absurd and philosophical questions. The segment features a lighthearted interaction with a caller discussing topics ranging from social media legacies to the behavior of crocodiles and personal relationship trivia. The episode also features the Wheel of Joy, where a listener from Hout Bay wins a mystery dining experience at Bouchon Wine Bar and Bistro. The broadcast includes banter regarding local Cape Town geography, parenting struggles involving mealtime negotiations, and an invitation for small businesses to contribute prizes to the show.

KFM Mornings features a segment of classic prank calls by Darren Wackhead Simpson. The episode begins with an update on a previous prank involving Mark from The Bluff and the potential reconciliation of a relationship. The main feature is a prank call targeting Mr. Nagel, who is subjected to a series of mistaken identity claims regarding outstanding bills from Lancet Lab. The caller uses increasingly absurd tactics, including a spelling-based taunt and a provocative claim regarding a pregnancy test, leading to an explosive reaction from the recipient.

In this episode of KFM Mornings, Darren Wackhead Simpson executes a prank call targeting Mark Bonini, a resident of the Bluff in Durban. Using an email from a woman named Ella Bella as a pretext, the prankster poses as a representative from the eThekwini Municipality regarding an outstanding 30,000 rand water bill. The tension escalates through a heated confrontation involving allegations of being a pawn broker and threats to disconnect the water supply. The episode concludes with the reveal that the prank was intended to facilitate a reconciliation between Mark and Ella, who had recently broken up and blocked communication. The hosts discuss the aftermath, listener reactions from Durban, and share anecdotes about the relaxed nature of the Durban lifestyle.

In this episode of KFM Mornings, hosts Darren Wackhead Simpson and his co-host engage in a lively segment featuring the 'Senseless Survey,' a series of random and provocative questions presented as if from the Census Bureau. The discussion covers topics ranging from personal habits to modern technology debates, specifically the distinction between 'big internet' for laptops and 'little internet' for smartphones. The show also features the Wheel of Joy, where a listener named Shane wins a staycation package in Greenpoint. The hosts discuss various prizes, including a Bruno Mars vinyl album, and share humorous anecdotes about record players and digital habits.

In this episode of KFM Mornings, Darren Wackhead Simpson performs an elaborate prank call to Coles Supermarket in Australia, pretending to be an employee calling in sick from the dairy department. The segment features a discussion about the concept of 'boomerang flu' and personal anecdotes regarding sick leave policies and the difficulty of navigating HR requirements during COVID-19. The broadcast continues with a guest, Brad, sharing his specific physical technique for sounding ill over the phone by positioning his head off the edge of a bed to simulate breathing difficulties. The episode concludes with listener messages discussing sick leave management and humorous suggestions for faking illness in an office environment.

The episode begins with an announcement of a major giveaway involving a hair restoration prize from Med Hair Restoration in Greenpoint. The hosts discuss the benefits of hair transplants and the potential for candidates to submit their details for consultation, noting that the procedure involves harvesting hair from the back and sides of the head. The second half of the episode features a prank call where the host impersonates a man known as 'Baldy' calling a woman's husband. The prank escalates through a simulated argument between the wife and her husband regarding the intrusive caller, leading to several insults about the husband's appearance before the reveal. The show concludes with listener feedback and an invitation for others to submit their own prank ideas via email.

The hosts of KFM Mornings conduct a social experiment to test the limits of friendship using a high-stakes scenario involving a prize car. After discussing their own long-term professional bond and shared history, the team orchestrates a prank call to a listener named Travis, informing him that he has won a Golf GTI through a promotional competition. The segment explores whether a true friend would disclose such life-changing news or keep the win for themselves, leading to a humorous confrontation when the winner fails to mention the prize during a follow-up call.

In this episode of KFM Mornings, host Darren Wackhead Simpson presents his weekly 'Senseless Survey,' a series of absurd and nonsensical questions posed to a random listener. The segment features humorous inquiries ranging from the habits of illiterate people on the toilet to the anatomical mysteries of leggings and the evolutionary theories of kangaroos. The episode concludes with a call to a winner, Bernice from Goodwood, who participates in the 'Wheel of Joy' to win a luxury wellness package from Longevity Co. The broadcast features lighthearted banter between the KFM team and an uplifting conversation about finding peace in one's fifties.

KFM Mornings presents a world-famous prank call by Darren 'Wackhead' Simpson involving Janet Goodall, a feisty South African resident living in the United States. The prank features an attorney from Benson & Associates calling to lodge a complaint regarding dog waste and neighborhood disturbances. The segment captures a high-intensity confrontation between the prankster, using various accents, and a highly reactive woman who responds with aggressive Spanish and English outbursts.

An exclusive KFM Mornings segment featuring a prank call by Darren Wackhead Simpson. The episode details a coordinated effort to prank Ramiz Khan regarding a fictitious parking fine at the Prime Media building in Greenpoint. The prank involves an impersonation of a colleague, Riza, claiming that Ramiz's recent parking behavior has led to a salary deduction and potential vehicle clamping. The broadcast captures the live interaction between the pranksters and a heavily medicated Ramiz, who is recovering from the flu. Following the prank, the hosts discuss the aftermath, including a lighthearted debate regarding whether a gift of champagne given to building security constitutes a bribe.

In this episode of KFM Mornings, Darren 'Wackhead' Simpson conducts a prank call to an AI receptionist to test the boundaries of modern artificial intelligence. The segment explores the capabilities of AI in business settings, including its ability to handle complex queries, switch languages, and even recite poetry. The discussion also touches upon the broader implications of AI technology, such as its impact on job security for receptionists and telemarketers. The conversation extends into the music industry, specifically addressing how AI-generated songs are being used to manipulate streaming numbers on platforms like Spotify. The hosts discuss the recent large-scale removal of AI-generated content from the platform in an attempt to protect artist royalties and maintain authenticity in the digital age.

In this episode, the host engages in a lighthearted prank call directed at an electricity department representative named Ned. The prank revolves around a linguistic misunderstanding of the term 'outstanding' on a rates bill, where the caller pretends to interpret the word as a compliment from the municipality rather than an indication of unpaid debt. The segment features a comedic confrontation between the caller and the customer service agent regarding the meaning of debit balances and municipal correspondence. The episode concludes with the host sharing the prank with listeners on KFM Mornings, celebrating the humorous use of wordplay.

On KFM Mornings, host Somba presents a short, lighthearted prank call by Darren Wackhead Simpson. The segment features a one-liner joke directed at an Apple Store employee named Victor, involving a literal interpretation of finding a worm in an apple.

KFM Mornings features hosts Darren, Sherlyn, and Sibbs engaging in a variety of lighthearted segments, including the 20K Pop Quiz and the Senseless Survey. The episode includes a comedic phone call with a listener participating in the Senseless Survey, where the host asks absurd questions ranging from the necessity of cursive writing to the number of teeth a person possesses. The show also features a prize giveaway where a listener wins a 5,000 Rand beauty voucher from Ruzu Beauty, accompanied by banter regarding skincare and dental health.

The episode features a discussion on the rise of artificial intelligence and its impact on human interaction, specifically focusing on the frustrations of automated phone systems. The hosts debate the merits of AI in music and services, referencing David Guetta's stance against AI and the potential biases in speech recognition technology. The program includes a prank call segment where the host attempts to navigate an automated airport information system, highlighting the difficulties faced by users with speech impediments or technical limitations. Through a stress test of an automated voice system, the hosts explore the necessity of human intervention in critical services. The conversation touches on the ethics of AI development and the importance of ensuring technology remains accessible to all members of society.

In this episode of KFM Mornings, Darren 'Wackhead' Simpson performs a prank call targeting a highly educated Audi owner. Posing as a head technician from Audi South Africa, Simpson informs the woman that her vehicle's software has been updated with a new, voice-activated onboard computer system. The prank escalates as the simulated computer begins to judge her driving habits, critiquing her use of the horn and even making bizarre, personal accusations regarding her vehicle's maintenance and private life. The episode concludes with a discussion between the host and his co-hosts regarding the absurdity of the interaction and the potential future of sentient AI in automobiles. The segment features the reveal of the prank and a lighthearted debate over the host's personal anecdotes shared during the call.

KFM Mornings hosts a segment featuring the 'Senseless Survey,' a series of random, absurd questions presented by Darren Wackhead Simpson. The episode includes listener guesses regarding the number of questions asked and a deep dive into the mystery of the long pinky fingernail, featuring a caller named Donald who uses his nail as a tool for his work with cell phones. The show concludes with a prize giveaway from Coal Interiors, including a desk mirror and a Birch Bath Caddy, and an invitation for local small businesses to provide prizes for future segments.

A throwback Thursday prank from Darren Wackhead Simpson features a staged telemarketing call regarding life and funeral cover. The host uses his son to play the role of a belligerent child, interrupting the sales pitch with demands for V-Bucks and complaints about Fortnite. The episode explores the chaos of working from home during school holidays and the challenges of parenting energetic children.

In this episode of KFM Mornings, the hosts discuss the persistent nuisance of telemarketers and the various tactics used to deal with them. The conversation covers the frequency of spam calls, the inappropriate timing of late-night solicitations, and a specific anecdote regarding a prank call where the host simulated being shot to get a caller to hang up. The discussion also touches on the difficulty of faking sleep for social media photos and the reality of looking unpolished while resting.

An exclusive KFM Mornings prank call featuring Darren Wackhead Simpson. The segment follows a staged scenario where a man pretends to be at the gym, claiming to be approached by admirers who compare him to Zac Efron and Chris Barnard. The prank escalates as the caller simulates a tense confrontation with a jealous girlfriend, leading to a final reveal involving a third party named Fran.

On KFM Mornings, host Darren Wackhead Simpson conducts his Senseless Survey, a segment featuring a series of absurd and philosophical questions. The episode begins with studio guests guessing the number of survey questions to be asked, followed by a phone-in segment where an anonymous caller answers various nonsensical prompts regarding highways to hell, pet ownership, and job interviews at Google. The show concludes with a winner, Savannah, who correctly identifies the number of questions asked and wins an LG air conditioning unit provided by Ocean Breeze Air Conditioning.

This episode of KFM Mornings features a classic prank call by Darren Wackhead Simpson. The segment begins with a discussion comparing the ticket prices of the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa to the upcoming tournament in the USA, highlighting the massive inflation in costs for stadium seating. The conversation transitions into a scripted prank call involving a man who believes he has been scammed out of 4,000 Rand for World Cup tickets during a cash exchange at a petrol station. The prank escalates as the caller claims the money was intended for his wife's medical operation, leading to a high-tension confrontation and a humorous conclusion involving a kidney transplant negotiation.

Alex Warren hosts a segment of KFM Mornings titled The Prank, where he tests the limits of neighborly goodness. The episode begins with a discussion about various favors neighbors have performed for one another, ranging from watering plants to life-saving interventions. The centerpiece of the show is a prank call where the host, posing as a neighbor in a desperate situation, asks a resident named Joost to throw a pair of pants over a fence after being locked out of his house following an affair. The segment concludes with listener stories about small requests, such as borrowing mayonnaise or a half-used lemon.

An episode of KFM Mornings featuring a prank call by Darren Wackhead Simpson. The segment begins with a discussion about modern dating terminology, specifically the meaning of 'beige flags' and 'green flags.' The prank involves a call to a woman named Madeleine, where the prankster adopts a persona to create an awkward and increasingly chaotic interaction involving a fake breakup and a pursuit of a woman nicknamed 'Tabasco Sauce.' The episode concludes with the hosts reviewing listener reactions and discussing the impact of the prank on the morning audience.

KFM Mornings host Darren Wackhead Simpson presents a variety of segments including the Senseless Survey, a series of absurd and nonsensical questions posed to a random caller. The episode also features a prize giveaway where a winner named Saleh, a marine biologist, discusses his upcoming research expedition to the Cape Agulhas region and his life as a professional studying plankton. The broadcast includes lighthearted banter regarding recent events in the Western Cape and personal anecdotes about family and career paths.